100 Movies That I Cannot Help But Adore With Every Fibre of My Being (In No Particular Order)

Right. ONE DAY I’ll be good enough to have graphics for these but right now, you are stuck with a list. These movies are movies that everyone should watch at least once in their life and appreciate because they are movies I watch when I’m happy, sad, giggly, depressed, angry or apathetic and they just always make me smile or cry or whatever. They are wondrous. Each one invokes a different feeling in me and they’ve been there when people haven’t been. I love me a good movie.

1. The Nightmare before Christmas

Santa: ‘Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems in a place perhaps you’ve seen in your dreams. For the story you’re about to be told began with the holiday worlds of auld. Now you’ve probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven’t I’d say it’s time you begun.  

2. Bright Star

Fanny Brawne: I still don’t know how to work out a poem.
John Keats: A poem needs understanding through the senses. The point of diving into a lake is not immediately to swim to the shore but to be in the lake, to luxuriate in the sensation of water. You do not work the lake out, it is a experience beyond thought. Poetry soothes and emboldens the soul to accept the mystery. 

3. Zwartboek (Black Book)

Gerben Kuipers: You met that Muntze on the train, right? And he liked you? 
Hans Akkermans: Liked her…? He fell for her! 
Rachel Stein (Ellis de Vries): He just showed me his stamp collection. 

4. Alles is Liefde (Everything is Love/Love is All)

Narrator: When you’re young, you’ll believe anything. … You will get older and more miserable. The only moments in life that you feel the same like you did back then are the moments you love someone. Truly love someone. Everything that is stupid or hurts falls away. Love is all and we have to keep believing that. So what if we all together decided; Sinterklaas is real. We’ll still know that we’ll have to buy the presents ourselves but it’s the thought that counts. That we keep believing that it can still work out for us, with love. Because love is like Sinterklaas, you have to believe it, because else it’s all lost. 

5. Bridget Jones’ Diary

Bridget Jones: Wait a minute… nice boys don’t kiss like that. 
Mark Darcy: Oh, yes, they fucking do. 

6. Hercules

Phil: I trained all those would-be heroes. Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. A lot of “yeuseus.” And every one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus. None of them could go the distance. 

7. X-Men

Professor Charles Francis Xavier: Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward. 

8. X2

Magneto (Erik Lensherr): Charles Xavier. Have you come to rescue me? 
Professor Charles Francis Xavier: Sorry, Erik. Not today. 

9. X-Men First Class

Professor Charles Francis Xavier: [to Erik] There’s so much more to you than you know, not just pain and anger. There’s good in you too, and you can harness all that. You have a power that no one can match, not even me. 

10. Spiderman

Peter Parker: Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale… if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world… somebody lied.

11. Spiderman 2

May Parker: You’ll never guess who he wants to be… Spider-Man! 
Peter Parker: Why? 
May Parker: He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they’ll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there’s a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams. 

12. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

Mr. Ollivander: I remember every wand I’ve ever sold, Mr. Potter. It so happens that the phoenix whose tailfeather resides in your wand gave another feather… just one other. It is curious that you should be destined for this wand when its brother gave you that scar. 
Harry Potter: And who owned that wand? 
Mr. Ollivander: We do not speak his name! The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It’s not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you. After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible! Yes. But great. 

13. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Draco Malfoy: “Enemies of the Heir Beware”? You’ll be next, mudbloods. 

14. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Harry Potter: But you’re innocent! 
Sirius Black: And you know it. And for now, that’ll do. 

15. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Albus Dumbledore: The Goblet of Fire! Anyone wishing to submit themselves to the tournament need only write their name upon a piece of parchment and throw it in the flame before this hour on Thursday night. Do not do so lightly! If chosen, there’s no turning back. As from this moment, The Triwizard Tournament has begun! 

16. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Harry Potter: This connection between me and Voldemort… what if the reason for it is that I am becoming more like him? I just feel so angry, all the time. What if after everything that I’ve been through, something’s gone wrong inside me? What if I’m becoming bad? 
Sirius Black: I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry. You’re not a bad person. You’re a very good person, who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are. 

17. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Albus Dumbledore: Draco, please let me help you! 
Draco Malfoy: I don’t need your help! Don’t you understand? I have to do this! I have to kill you… or he’s gonna kill me! 

18. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1

Kingsley Shacklebolt: The last words that Albus Dumbledore said to the pair of us. 
Remus Lupin: “Harry is the best hope we have. Trust him.” 

19. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2

Severus Snape: You’ve kept him alive so that he can die at the proper moment. 

20. Pretty in Pink

Blane: You said you couldn’t be with someone who didn’t believe in you. Well I believed in you. I just didn’t believe in me.

21. Mulan

Mulan: My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me? 
Mushu: Hey! Dragon. Dra-gon, not lizard. I don’t do that tongue thing. 

22. Lilo and Stitch

Stitch: This is my family. I found it, all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good. 

23. Cabaret

Master of Ceremonies: Leave your troubles outside! Life is disappointing? Forget it! 

24. Gremlins

Chinese Boy: Look Mister, there are some rules that you’ve got to follow. 
Billy Peltzer: Yeah, what kind of rules? 
Chinese Boy: First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it’ll kill him. Second, don’t give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight. 

25. Spaceballs

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star. 
Lone Starr: What? 
Dark Helmet: I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate. 
Lone Starr: What’s that make us? 
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! 

26. Starman

Jenny Hayden: Love is … it’s when you care more for someone else than you do yourself. 

27. The Princess Bride

Grandpa: That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “As you wish”, what he meant was, “I love you.” And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back. 

28. Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Holly Golightly: I’m like cat here, a no-name slob. We belong to nobody, and nobody belongs to us. We don’t even belong to each other. 

29. Latter Days

Christian Markelli: You want revelations engraved in gold and angels trumpeting down from heaven. What if this is it instead? Me telling you I love you, right here in the snow? I think that is pretty miraculous. 

30. Brokeback Mountain

Jack Twist: Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin’ real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn’t want it, Ennis! So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain! Everything’s built on that! That’s all we got, boy, fuckin’ all. So I hope you know that, even if you don’t never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you’ll kill me for needing somethin’ I don’t hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I’m not you… I can’t make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! You are too much for me Ennis, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you. 

31. 10 Things I Hate About You

Patrick: Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl. 
Kat Stratford: Is that right? 
Patrick: Yeah, but I screwed up. I … I fell for her.

32. Grease

Principal McGee: Attention seniors. Before the merriment of commencement commences, I hope that your years with us here at Rydell have prepared you for the challenges you face. Who knows? Among you there may be a future Eleanor Roosevelt or a Rosemary Clooney, and among you young men, there may be a Joe DiMaggio, a President Eisenhower, or even a Vice-President Nixon. But you will always the glorious memories of Rydell High. Rydell forever. Bon voyage. 

33. Singin’ in the Rain

Don Lockwood: You know I remember someone saying, “If you’ve seen one you’ve seen ‘em all”. 
Kathy: I said some awful things that night, didn’t I? 
Don Lockwood: No. I deserved them. But I must admit I was hurt by them. So hurt in fact that I haven’t been able to think about anything but you ever since. 

34. Love Actually

Daniel: Tell her that you love her. 
Sam: No way! Anyway, they fly tonight. 
Daniel: Even better! Sam, you’ve got nothin’ to lose, and you’ll always regret it if you don’t! I never told your mom enough. I should have told her everyday because she was perfect everyday. You’ve seen the films, kiddo. It ain’t over ‘til its over. 

35. The History Boys

Mrs. Lintott: Now. How do you define history Mr. Rudge? 
Rudge: Can I speak freely, Miss? Without being hit? 
Mrs. Lintott: I will protect you. 
Rudge: How do I define history? It’s just one fuckin’ thing after another. 

36. The Holiday

Iris: For some quite inexplicably, love fades; for others love is simply lost. But then of course love can also be found, even if just for the night. And then, there’s another kind of love: the cruelest kind. The one that almost kills its victims. Its called unrequited love. Of that I am an expert. Most love stories are about people who fall in love with each other. But what about the rest of us? What about our stories, those of us who fall in love alone? We are the victims of the one sided affair. We are the cursed of the loved ones. We are the unloved ones, the walking wounded. The handicapped without the advantage of a great parking space! Yes, you are looking at one such individual. And I have willingly loved that man for over three miserable years! The absolute worst years of my life! The worst Christmas’, the worst Birthday’s, New Years Eve’s brought in by tears and valium. These years that I have been in love have been the darkest days of my life. All because I’ve been cursed by being in love with a man who does not and will not love me back. Oh god, just the sight of him! Heart pounding! Throat thickening! Absolutely can’t swallow! All the usual symptoms. 

37. Stardust

Narrator: A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?” Pointless, really… “Do the stars gaze back?” Now that’s a question. 

38. Gnomeo and Juliet

Red Good Gnomes: The story you about to see has been told before. A lot. 

39. Tangled

Rapunzel: I should have given it to you before, but I was scared. And the thing is, I’m not scared anymore. You know what I mean? 
Flynn Rider: I’m starting to.

40. Aladdin

Aladdin: Wish fulfillment? 
Genie: Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That’s all. Three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds. 

41. Beauty and the Beast

Belle: By the way, thank you for saving my life. 
Beast: [stops growling] You’re welcome. 

42. Moulin Rouge

Christian: [to the Duke] This woman is yours now. I’ve paid my whore. [to Satine] I owe you nothing. And you are nothing to me. Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love. 

43. The Others

Mrs. Mills: Sometimes the world of the living gets mixed up with the world of the dead.

44. Hairspray (2007)

Tracy Turnblad: I think I’ve kind of been in a bubble… thinking that fairness was gonna just happen. It’s not. People like me are gonna have to get up off their fathers’ laps and go out and fight for it. 

45. Alice in Wonderland (1951)

Alice: If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see? 

46. Penelope

Max: All Halloween I’ve been running into someone I used to know. 
Penelope: This someone - she meant a lot to you? 
Max: Yes, yes she did. 
Penelope: What happened? 
Max: I couldn’t give her what she wanted. 
Penelope: What did she want? 
Max: To be free. 

47. Billy Elliot

Tutor 1: What does it feel like when you’re dancing? 
Billy: Don’t know. Sorta feels good. Sorta safe and that, but once I get going… then I like, forget everything. And… sorta disappear. Sorta disappear. Like I feel a change in my whole body. And I’ve got this fire in my body. I’m just there. Flyin’ like a bird. Like electricity. Yeah, like electricity. 

48. Notting Hill

William: Well, you’ll have to fight me for it, this is a very good brownie. 
Anna Scott: I’ve been on a diet every day since I was nineteen, which basically means I’ve been hungry for a decade. I’ve had a series of not nice boyfriends, one of whom hit me. Ah, and every time I get my heart broken, the newspapers splash it about as though it’s entertainment. And it’s taken two rather painful operations to get me looking like this. 
Honey: Really? 
Anna Scott: Really. And, one day not long from now, my looks will go, they will discover I can’t act and I will become some sad middle-aged woman who looks a bit like someone who was famous for a while. 
Max: [long pause] Nah, nice try gorgeous, but you don’t fool anyone. 
William: Pathetic effort to hog the brownie. 

49. Four Weddings and a Funeral

Charles: Ladies and gentlemen, l’m sorry to drag you from your desserts. There are just one or two little things I feel I should say, as best man. This is only the second time l’ve been a best man. I hope I did OK that time. The couple in question are at least still talking to me. Unfortunately, they’re not actually talking to each other. 

50. Edward Scissorhands

The Inventor: I know it is a little early for Christmas, Edward, but; I have a present for you. [shows Edward his soon to be human hands] 

51. Sleepy Hollow

Katrina Anne Van Tassel: I think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine. 

52. Carry On Screaming

Det Sgt. Bung: I’ve been up till half six looking for a woman. 
Emily Bung: That should be something you’re good at, looking for women. 
Det Sgt. Bung: I wouldn’t say that, last time I tried I found you. 

53. Inception

Eames: If we are gonna perform Inception then we need imagination. 

54. The Adjustment Bureau

David Norris: I can go through this door alone. You’ll never see me or the people chasing us again, or you can come with me, and I don’t know what’s on the other side, but you’d be next to me and that’s all I’ve wanted since the minute I met you. 

55. Wild Child

Poppy: I can’t eat this. 
Drippy: Is it anorexia or bulimia? If it’s bulimia, I would appreciate it if you wouldn’t eat someone’s birthday cake on their birthday. It’s such a waste.

56. Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging

Wet Lindsay: Robbie, this is your last chance. It’s either her - sad olive girl who gets everything wrong - or me, the woman who’s so perfect for you. 
Robbie: [Robbie reaches down and pulls Georgia onstage] Georgia’s perfect too. She’s just a perfect nutter. 

57. Bruce Almighty

God: [reading from a manuscript of what Bruce said the previous evening] “The gloves are off, God.”, “God has taken my bird and my bush.”, “God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass.”, “Smite me, O Mighty Smiter.” Now, I’m not big on blasphemy, but that last one made me laugh. 

58. Les Choristes (The Chorus)

Clément Mathieu: You see evil everywhere. 
Chabert: Here? Yes. 

59. The Damned United

Brian Clough: [to the assembled Leeds players] Well, I might as well tell you now. You lot may all be internationals and have won all the domestic honours there are to win under Don Revie. But as far as I’m concerned, the first thing you can do for me is to chuck all your medals and all your caps and all your pots and all your pans into the biggest fucking dustbin you can find, because you’ve never won any of them fairly. You’ve done it all by bloody cheating. 

60. High School Musical

Sharpay: Well congratulations, I guess I’m going to be the understudy in case you can’t make one of the shows, so break a leg. 
[Gabriella looks very confused] In theatre, that means “good luck.”

61. Monsters Inc

Mike: Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It’s now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. in the big monster city. Temperature’s a balmy 65 degrees - which is good news for you reptiles - and it looks like it’s gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply… WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT’S HANGING OVER THE BED. Get up, Sulley. 

62. Phantom of the Opera

The Phantom: That fate which condemns me to wallow in blood has also denied me the joys of the flesh. This face - the infection which poisons our love. This face which earned a mother’s fear and loathing, a mask: my first unfeeling scrap of clothing. Pity comes too late, turn around and face your fate, an eternity of this before your eyes! 

63. Basil, the Great Mouse Detective

Dr. Dawson: It was the eve of our beloved Queen’s Diamond Jubilee, and the year Her Majesty’s government came to the very brink of disaster. She… But I’m getting ahead of myself. My name is Doctor David Q. Dawson, most recently of the Queen’s 66th regiment. I had just returned to London after a lenghty service in Afghanistan, and was looking for a place to stay, preferably dry. Little did I know that my life was about to change forever. 

64. Meet Joe Black

William Parrish: Love is passion, obsession, someone you can’t live without. I say, fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy and who will love you the same way back. How do you find him? Well, you forget your head, and you listen to your heart. And I’m not hearing any heart. Cause the truth is, honey, there’s no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love, well, you haven’t lived a life at all. But you have to try, cause if you haven’t tried, you haven’t lived. 

65. Romeo + Juliet

Juliet: And when I shall die, take him and cut him up in little stars, and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will fall in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun. 

66. Sense and Sensibility

Elinor Dashwood: Did he tell you he loved you? 
Marianne: Yes… no. Never absolutely. It was everyday implied but never declared. 

67. Becoming Jane

Tom Lefroy: How can you, of all people, dispose of yourself without affection? 
Jane Austen: How can I dispose of myself with it? 

68. The Man in the Iron Mask

Porthos: Aramis, is this the way to hell? 
Aramis: Hell may be our destination, but not this trip. 

69. Mr Deeds

Longfellow Deeds: It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys. 

70. 50 First Dates

Lucy: Nothing beats a first kiss.

71. The Kings Speech

Lionel Logue: You still stammered on the ‘W’. 
King George VI: Well I had to throw in a few so they knew it was me.

72. The Young Victoria

Queen Victoria: Why did you do it? So stupid, why did you do it? 
Prince Albert: I had two very good reasons. First, I am replaceable and you are not. 
Queen Victoria: You are not replaceable to me! 
Prince Albert: Second, you’re the only wife I’ve got or ever will have. You are my whole existence, and I will love you until my very last breath. 

73. The Devil Wears Prada

Emily: Andrea, my God! You look so chic. 
Andy Sachs: Oh, thanks. You look so thin. 
Emily: Really? It’s for Paris, I’m on this new diet. Well, I don’t eat anything and when I feel like I’m about to faint I eat a cube of cheese. I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. 

74. The Boat That Rocked

Quentin: The day has come. Tonight pirate radio dies. From midnight, we are a ghost ship floating without hope on cold and dark waters. You have done almighty work here. Thank you. But your work is done. 
The Count: Not mine, sir. I’m an American citizen and I don’t give a hootenanny God damn about your nitpicking limey laws. I intend to broadcast from this ship 24 hours a day until the day I die. And then for a couple days after that. 
Gavin Cavanagh: Not wanting to sound rude or anything, but don’t you think that might be an ever so slightly monotonous experience for the listener? What do you say to 12 hours each, noble sir? 

75. Click

Donna Newman: Will you still love me in the morning? 
Michael Newman: Forever and ever, babe. 

76. Shrek

Donkey: Whoa. Look at that. Who’d wanna live in a place like that? 
Shrek: That would be my home. 
Donkey: Oh and it is lovely. You know, you’re really quite a decorator. It’s amazing what you’ve done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. 

77. Shrek 2

Donkey: Oh, Shrek. Don’t worry. Things just seem bad because it’s dark and rainy and Fiona’s father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.

78. Flash Gordon

Dale Arden: Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth! 

79. West Side Story

Maria: If Chino hurts him, if he touches him, I swear to you I’ll… 
Anita: You’ll do what Tony did to Bernardo? 
Maria: I love Tony. 
Anita: I know. I loved Bernardo. 

80. The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Columbia: My God! I can’t stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again… I loved you… do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I’ll tell you: a big nothing. You’re like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I’ve had enough You’re gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named after the rocks in his head! 

81. Poltergeist

Tangina: Now clear your minds. It knows what scares you. It has from the very beginning. Don’t give it any help, it knows too much already. 

82. Beetlejuice

Lydia: Are you a ghost too? 
Betelgeuse: I’m a ghost with the most, babe. 

83. When Harry Met Sally

Harry Burns: I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. 

84. Sleepless in Seattle

Annie Reed: Destiny is something we’ve invented because we can’t stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental. 

85. Despicable Me

Gru: We stole the Statue of Liberty…! [the minions cheer] …the small one, from Las Vegas! [the cheers stop]  I won’t even mention the Eiffel Tower… also Vegas. 

86. Toy Story

Buzz: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who’s in charge here? 
All Aliens: [pointing up] The clawwwwwwwww! 
Alien #1: The claw is our master. 
Alien #2: The claw chooses who will go and who will stay. 
Woody: This is ludicrous. 

87. Toy Story 2

Bo Peep: This is for Woody, when you find him. [She gives Buzz a long kiss] 
Buzz Lightyear: [cough] Um, okay, but it won’t be the same coming from me. 

88. Toy Story 3

Andy: Now Woody, he’s been my pal for as long as I can remember. He’s brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special, is he’ll never give up on you… ever. He’ll be there for you, no matter what. 

89. Juno

Leah: Yo Yo Yiggady Yo. 
Juno MacGuff: I’m at suicide risk. 
Leah: Juno? 
Juno MacGuff: No, it’s Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting? 

90. Easy A

Olive Penderghast: [to Evan, about their imaginary trist] I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Preferably to The Gap, but I’d also take Amazon.com, or Office Max. Actually make it Office Max - I have my eye on a label maker. We did not have sex. I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. Unmatched by anything you have heretofore experienced… including cake. 

91. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Will Turner: Where’s Elizabeth? 
Jack Sparrow: She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really… except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. 

92. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

The Book: Vogons. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious, and callous. They wouldn’t even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the ravenous Bug-Blatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, lost, found, queried, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighter. On no account should you allow a Vogon to read poetry to you. 

93. She’s the Man

Duke: It’s just like what Coach says before every game: Be not afraid of greatness, some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. I think our best chance to be great here today, is to have you play. 

94. A Cinderella Story

Sam: I know that guy that sent those emails is somewhere inside of you, but I can’t wait for him… because waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing. 

95. Men in Black

Agent K: Not bad for your second day of work, is it? 
Agent J: This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter. 
Agent K: You should’ve been here for the Zeronian migration in 1968. 

96. Men in Black II

Agent J: Look, I know you’re a little scared. And I’m gonna keep it real with you, I’m a little scared too. 
Agent K: I’m not scared. 
Agent J: Me neither. I just thought we was bonding. 

97. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Mrs. Lovett: Well, I can’t say the years have been particularly kind to you, Mr. Barker. 
Sweeney Todd: No, not Barker. That man is dead. It’s Todd now. Sweeney Todd… and he will have his revenge. 

98. (500) Days of Summer

Tom: What happens if you fall in love? 
Summer: Well, you don’t believe that, do you? 
Tom: It’s love. It’s not Santa Claus. 

99. Arthur Christmas

Santa: Well I’m actually Santa so I think I should be Santa.
Steve: Yes well you’re the non-executive figure-head.
Grandsanta: He’s a fattie with a beard who fits the suit.

100. Les Miserables In Concert (the 25th Anniversary)

Mme. Thenardier: I used to dream that I would meet a prince, but God Almighty, have you seen what’s happened since? Master of the house? Isn’t worth me spit! `Comforter, philosopher’ and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire. Thinks he’s quite a lover but there’s not much there.